Look at the design carefully. Can’t you see yourself in this, passing the bagels, explaining who the baby is named after, smiling sweetly as the mohel does his thing? The sweater is from Agent Provocateur; it’s made of cotton and silk cashmere (dunno what “silk cashmere” is but ok) and costs $500. (If you are a twinset kind of girl, the short-sleeve sweater to wear under it is only $290. Then again, if you are a twinset kind of girl, I do not think this is your kind of twinset.) Thanks to Doanie for the tip. Get it? TIP???
Oh my.