I am plotzing. Behold this 90-piece vintage Braniff Airlines stewardess collection designed by Pucci and Halston, available on eBay for a pittance. If you are an emirate and “pittance” means “a quarter of a million dollars.”

“Amassed by a former Braniff flight attendant who flew with the airline for 20 years, the collection includes 18 complete uniforms designed by Pucci or Halston, along with a host of matching shoes, handbags, luggage and other accessories.”

My keyboard is going to short out from all the drool in it. Just go look at it all on eBay.