randy newman can suck it
My Tablet magazine column this week is about [...]
crocs: i am troubled.
I had just laughed merrily — OH HO HO HO [...]
accessorized with organic spring-pea poop
Cynthia Rowley is creating a designer diaper for [...]
crystal and karl, sitting in a tree
Belatedly, here is Crystal walking in Chanel’s resort show in [...]
Shut up, Macy’s
OK, let me get this straight [sic]. Macy's takes a [...]
we give books!
What a delightful idea from Penguin children's books. Read a [...]
of size
My book with plus-size model Crystal Renn, Hungry, will be [...]
don draper carousel moments
My latest Tablet column is here. It’s about the huge [...]
that’s an eye-roller, all right.
I just saw this ad for the new Anti-Aging Eye [...]