Dollars to donuts Crystal did not say the word “gawp.” What 23-year-old American says “gawp”? But hey! Publicity good! And this one quotes the book (OK, it doesn’t use quotation marks, but it quotes the book).

The “related articles” (presumably auto-generated) next to the story are hilarious. the first one is about how the editor of British Vogue sent a letter to designers saying that sample sizes are too friggin’ small, forcing them to hire super-skinny models and retouch them to look healthier. The second one, from a year ago, proclaims “Size zero is back”! A girl could get whiplash. It’s like reading Us Weekly, where every celebrity is being criticized either for being fat or for being emaciated.

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