Shoes for your soul! sole! whatever! Self-righteous leather-free footwear for Yom Kippur campaign. For every pair sold, they give a pair to a child in the developing world. Which is a mitzvah, no doubt.

Alas, I feel confident that God does not want me to wear ugly vegan hippie shoes.

Converse All-Stars FTW.

(If you gotta: These green boots are your best option at Toms. Trust me on this.)