Family: CASUAL

Common Name	Scientific Name
Magnificent French homme	Vraius belmondo
Belissimo Italian Uomo	Marcello tastianni
Lipsmacking German Mann	Achtung baby
Tense but Tasty British Fellow	Stiffupperlippus victoria
Delicious Japanese Danshi	Maguro nigiri
Savory Russian Tovarich	Illya kuryakinus
Spicy Brazilian Homen	Lambada lambada
Laid Back Jamaican Mon	Ishotda sherriff
Hey, It's Canadian Guy	Overdere eh
Painfully Sincere Activist Guy	Boycottus grapesus
Pathological Don Juan	Sluttus virum
Slacker Boy Toy	Emptyus veeum
Steroid-addled Gym Rat	Chromium picolinatus
Wealthy Elderly Sugar Daddy	Annanicolesmithus decrepitus
Glib Socialite	Cornelius vanderbilt
Relentless Party Animal	Hi bobum
White Trash Fun	Heehaw johnbobbitt

About Casual Boys:
In birdwatching terms, a "casual" is an infrequent visitor to a particular habitat. In human terms, it is a species that is fling- but not relationship-worthy, by virtue of either geography (the species' permanent home is too far away) or personality (the species is rather disturbed). Foreign Casuals are often met during their seasonal migrations to such places as field offices and universities in North America, Club Meds, holidays in Europe, Asia or Central/South America, summer camps and the Hamptons. Inappropriate Casuals are often met when a human female's defenses are down or her judgment is poor. She may also be quite level-headedly seeking a short-term relationship and therefore may appreciate the Inappropriate's redeeming qualities (money, charm, good sex, or simply the opportunity to try something different).

Note: To ornithologists, "Accidentals" are even more infrequent visitors to the North American region. They are birds that are spotted only because they've strayed from their normal migratory route. In human terms, an accidental is a male you sleep with only because you are drunk.